I take my chances, some say don’t tempt fate, but I say fate should not tempt me - Key West Kamikaze Institute

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Mary Chapin Carpenter

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Sancho Panza

The indomitable, irreverent, irascible Sancho Panza responded to part of my role in yesterday’s baa, baa black sheep: observers, informants, snitches, whistleblowers and other catarumpuses – Key West post at goodmorningkeywest.com:

You forgot trouble maker, a.k.a.YOU! *>:) devil A million dollars? *>:) devil It could have been 100 Million and the outcome would have been the same!

34“Don’t imagine that I came to bring peace to the earth! I came not to bring peace, but a sword.
35‘I have come to set a man against his father,
a daughter against her mother,
and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.
36Your enemies will be right in your own household!’l
37“If you love your father or mother more than you love me, you are not worthy of being mine; or if you love your son or daughter more than me, you are not worthy of being mine. 38If you refuse to take up your cross and follow me, you are not worthy of being mine. 39If you cling to your life, you will lose it; but if you give up your life for me, you will find it.

A true lover of wisdom has hands too busy to hold on to anything! He learns by doing and every pebble in the path becomes her teacher! Oink

I replied:

Don Quixote

Yep, and I don’t recall, since the angels grabbed me in early 1987, talking with one Christian who agreed with what you quoted; nor anybody else, either. Just one of many things Jesus said in the Gospels, with which I found no Christian, nor anybody, in agreement. I imagine if America actually became a Christian nation, in the sense of actually living Jesus, the biggest moanings and bitchings would come from Christians. Especially, conservative Christians. That would be Republican and Tea Party Christians, although I have every confidence all but a handful of Democrat, Libertarian and other political-party-aligned Christians, and all but a handful of all other Americans would moan and bitch plenty.

Meanwhile,

dump the pumps

a comment under the

  • Water Quality Disaster: Whistleblower Accuses Department of Health

article at Key West the Newspaper (www.thebluepaper.com), caught my fancy yesterday, and I was not able to let it pass:

  1. It seems to me that no legitimate study has been performed for a PERMANENT fix to the sewage issue. It seems to me that the only solution is to pump the sewage out of the keys. As long as the coral is dying the problem is not solved. Deep well, shallow well studies are simply BS to waste money and allows for more corruption which is quite obvious. Stop thinking about short term and think long term. If the Keys are going to survive the power must go to those with a brain who want to serve the masses and not themselves.

  2. Bozewell, not sure what pumping all the sewerage out of the Keys would entail and cost, and how long it would take to do build that “evacuation route”, and where would all of that sewerage be treated and where would the treated wastewater then be sent?

    Beyond that, Keys human sewerage is only part of the cause of the reef dying and the sea around the Keys being polluted. You have cruise ships dumping sewerage, raw to somewhat treated, off shore. You have massive petrochemical runoff from streets, yards, gardens, golf courses, parks, into the the sea caused by rain in the Keys. You have massive petrochemical run off in south Florida toward the Bay of Florida, which run off then makes it way down to the Keys. You have seriously polluted canals throughout the Keys, polluted because they were dug too deep, were too long, too many bends, and not sufficient tide exchange to keep fresh sea water in them. You have development and dredging, still, which puts silt into the water and makes it hard for the algae on which corals feed to use photosynthesis to survive and reproduce.

    It’s a great big mess; it may not now have a cure, even if all the human sewerage is piped to the mainland. The invasive species has done this. Maybe exterminating the invasive species is the only chance for the reef to come back to life and for the sea to return to what it was before white people found the Florida Keys.

A vicious van dweller criminal amigo dropped USA in the sewer cheer into my Facebook chat yesterday:

  • Joe Sugrue
    8/3, 11:31am

    Joe Sugrue

    Hey Sloan….hope this email finds you well. Check out this vid when ya get 40 min. Would love to discuss with you upon my return to the Keys!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=bKwO1onXAaI

  • Sloan Bashinsky
    8/3, 1:39pm

    Sloan Bashinsky

    maybe I’ll be dead before the shit hits the fan USA; maybe I’ll have to run for president to get dead; my lady love Kari might not care for that, however. Agreed, USA and other countries are being run behind the scenes, and the puppet masters themselves are being run by something they may or may not see. I see no cure, absent supernatural interventions.

  • Joe Sugrue
    8/3, 1:49pm

    Joe Sugrue

    agreed! we are a doomed species. And perhaps just as well. As Bill Hicks was quoted as saying “Enjoy the ride, It’s just a ride”.

Meanwhile,

storm

pedaling my bad ugly but reliable lovable conch cruiser bicycle away from the county library on Fleming Street yesterday afternoon, I noticed a few small rain clouds headed toward downtown, and I hustled, I thought, away from where the storm clouds were headed, toward Bayview Park, in route to Higgs Beach Park, only to be caught in the rain. So, I pedaled toward the big covered pavilion in front of Salute Ristorante, which has a handicap ramp up which a bicycle can be pushed.

Higgs Beach from ocean

Arriving, I saw the pavilion was cabled off and a sign said it was only available to people who had a permit to use it. First I knew of that. Now getting more wet than I cared to get, I headed to the West Martello, and took refuge under its covered walk through.

West Martello

Also in there taking refuge was Sue from the City Clerk Office, looking a bit wet herself. Said she was out for a walk, she lived nearby. We chit-chatted a bit about the weather and this and that, and finally I took my folding canvas chair off the front rack of my bicycle and set it down and sat in it, to watch through the Martello’s brick arch and shrubbery a now magnificent thunderstorm slinging lots of lighting. I love big thunderstorms, and along about 1998 noticed that when one arrives where I am, it heralds change for me.

lightning woman

This one hung around a while, and finally Sue gave up her walk and started to head back toward her home, as she asked me if I would be at the meeting tonight? The city commission meeting. I asked if anything juicy was on the agenda? Yes, commissioner Tony Yaniz’ item for twice a week garbage pick up.

Tony Yaniz

I said someone should tell Tony to start his own Uber, a 2nd garbage company. Tony picks up the garbage once a week, and Waste Management picks it up once a week. Sue laughed, headed out of the protected walkway into the rain, toward her home.

Soon thereafter, two drowned homeless people, a man and a woman, came into the protected area and offered me a piece of fried chicken from Dions, which I appreciated, as I was getting hungry before, hopefully, the storm lifted and I pedaled all the way up to KOTS to spend the night under cover.

The homeless woman bought out her vodka and was having at that, even as she started griping to another homeless man, who had arrived shortly after I got there, about how somebody had stolen her purse and all of her identification, which is a horror story for a homeless person. However, this woman kept at it, getting more and more worked up, until the homeless man she was with started trying to get her to drop it, and that wasn’t going entirely the way he wanted it to go. I was getting uncomfortable there was going to be a fight, and I moved out of the Martello over to one of the covered picnic tables across the street, where I was out of the rain, which was starting to subside.

About fifteen minuted later, I started toward KOTS, getting wet, but not bad, as the storm kept receding, and by the time I reached KOTS, the rain had stopped completely. There were less than usual homeless people there; some were soaked, and their belongings, too. Rain ain’t fun for homeless people; maybe I was to blame?

I had told my parched garden vegetables in the organic garden behind May Sands school the day before,

GLEE Garden 2

that I was sorry I’d been gone, I also was under the weather and had not come by to water them with city water, which I did that day, even as I had told them what they needed was a good rain soaking. They got that yesterday, and I’m sure they were happy because city water is full of stuff they don’t like nearly as much as they like rainwater.

Amazing, Florida Keys Aqueduct Authority spends its own ratepayers’ money advertising its chemicalized tap water on local radio stations as the best drink in the Florida Keys. My garden vegetables don’t agree. Nor did my garden vegetables on my land on Little Torch Key, when I had that. The good rain yesterday probably filled the cisterns at the organic garden and for a while I will be able to use real water to irrigate my garden plot, even as I keep drinking Florida Keys Aqueduct Authority tap water. Been drinking it since the 1950s. Now you know what’s wrong with me :-).

Meanwhile, my dreams at KOTS last night were interesting,

Midsummer night's dream

but I was not entirely clear what they meant about how to go about my life, so maybe I’m going to sit on that another day or two. I do think, though, I’m supposed to be at tonight’s city commission meeting to give Tony Yaniz a boost into his own garbage collection company. Perhaps I’m even suppose to write Tony a poem about it. Perhaps I might do that now, if there is a poem lurking. Let’s see. Hmmm. Maybe Mary Chapin Carpenter is lurking about the premises.

“I Take My Chances”

I took a walk in the rain one day on the wrong side of the tracks
I stood on the rails till I saw that train
Just to see how my heart would react
Now some people say that you shouldn’t tempt fate
And for them I would not disagree
But I never learned nothing from playing it safe
I say fate should not tempt me

I take my chances, I don’t mind working without a net
I take my chances, I take my chances every chance I get

I sat alone in the dark one night, tuning in by remote
I found a preacher who spoke of the light but there was brimstone in his throat
He’d show me the way according to him in return for my personal check
I flipped my channel back to CNN and I lit another cigarette

I take my chances, forgiveness doesn’t come with a debt
I take my chances, I take my chances every chance I get

I’ve crossed lines of words and wire and both have cut me deep
I’ve been frozen out and I’ve been on fire and the tears are mine to weep
Now I can cry until I laugh and laugh until I cry
So cut the deck right in half, I’ll play from either side

I take my chances, I pay my dollar and I place my bet
I take my chances, I take my chances every chance I get
I take my chances, I don’t cling to remorse or regret
I take my chances, I take my chances every chance I get
I take my chances

I take my chances

Now the words to that song are indeed nice, but hearing her sing it makes all the difference, so here’s a link for hearing her sing it on the David Letterman show, when she was up for 3 Grammys in the same year:

Mary Chapin Carpenter - I Take My Chances [2-19-93]

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Mary Chapin Carpenter - I Take My Chances [2-19-93]

Well, maybe I’ll share this here thing I wrote to my diary the other day …

Feather Talk

Blug, blug, blug, I’m sinking, sinking, sinking … I’m not going feral, not yet … I did that the last time I lived on the street … Don’t have the juice to do it again … Although I think this is really fucked up, I suppose there are people and angels who would, if asked, say I did it to myself, I deserve it, it’s karma, God’s will, or something worse fitting … Yet, I still seem able to get it up each morning, my writing pen, and dash off, or out, yet another scramble, or rumble, at goodmorningkeywest.com, for now anyway … That’s when I feel most civilized, in a feral sort of way, when I’m putting together another post; then comes the rest of the day and the night, the anti-climax, and the waiting, and the hurting, and the despairing … no place to lay down my head and nap, except Ft. Zachary Taylor State Park, for $2.50 any day, I can go in there on my bicycle with my day pack and little cushion pillow and flop on top of a picnic table under the Australian pines, and snooze … Or read until sleep overtakes me … And I have the old worn out folding chair, in which I have developed a snoozapedic posture, usually at Higgs Beach, under palm trees, or in the late afternoon shade provided by the last ramp into the outside part of White Street Pier; that’s my peace time, when there are no loud people out there … The waiting period, before the long bicycle pedal back to Bataan, KOTS refugee camp on Stock Island next to the Sheriff Headquarters, the homeless shelter where a woman wailed half hour at a monitor last night and he just listened, I never did get why she was wailing … later sandwiched between two other down and out men, who seemed glad to have a place to sleep at night, and for free .. my guts hurt and my dreams were all over the place and not restful nor comforting … I pedaled back down to Key Wacko before 7 a.m. today convinced God really doesn’t like me, as I pondered what I might publish today at goodmorningkeywest.com, to glorify God, or at least to not glorify the madness of people Genesis says were made in God’s image, perhaps that’s why people today still are making God in their own image … Me, I’m counting the minutes until the soup kitchen serves are 4 p.m., after which I will kill a few more hours waiting for the crush to get into KOTS to end, so I can just show up at the gate, walk in, pick up a clean sheet, check in, get assigned a sleeping pad for tonight, take a cold shower in a dirty bathroom, hoping I won’t catch a life-threatening disease, then watch a couple of re-run movies, then head for my sleeping pad and another semi-sleep night serenaded by neighbors who need to bathe and cough through the night, my own gut distress and angel dreams which do not wake me up refreshed, rarin’ to sing praises to God who I can only imagine really does not like me, maybe some day I’ll be shown why … Maybe some day God will find someone else to try to keep the lights on, on this planet, where human beings have lost what they were born with … blug, blug, blug, I’m sinking and not even being in love with Eve in the county jail next to KOTS is holding me afloat …
Later, after lounging a couple of hours on an ocean view picnic table under the Australian pines in Ft. Zachary State Park …
Aw fuck, maybe what’s chewing me is the angels are not even being subtle about pushing me to run again for mayor of Key West next year, hmmm, that would be the 5th time the angels did that, knowing I hate politics, and I hate running for public office, and, as I’ve made it bluntly plain many times, at candidate forums, during media interviews, and at goodmorningkeywest.com, anyone who wants to be mayor of Key West is insane, an ego maniac or a crook, or any combination thereof.
Aw fuck. Maybe my campaign HQ will be KOTS, where I have not seen one person who sleeps there at night making even a smidgen of a move to return to mainstream living, despite the propaganda to the contrary put out by KOTS manager and my friend Mike “Mud Dawg” Tolbert. The people staying there are moving sideways, at best, quite a few are moving downward, some are just passing through Key West and will move on, while new homeless people will show up and take their place. Mike told me the other night at KOTS that, on average, during the heat of the summer, the “off season”, they are sleeping 135 people a night. During the cooler months, there are more homeless people in Key West. The city’s new homeless shelter, if it every gets built, is currently designed to sleep 120 homeless people a night. There are about 250 street people in Key West, counting me, who quit practicing law, and Tim Gratz, who was disbarred from practicing law. Perhaps Tim and I should start a Southernmost Poverty Lawless Center. If we dish out free legal advice and don’t make court appearances, we won’t be practicing law any more than Mike Tolbert practices law when he dishes out free legal advice. Hell, any damn fool can give legal advice to anyone; damn fools do it all the time, and it’s not viewed as practicing law; it’s viewed as being damn fools.
Aw fuck. What would be my campaign platform? Or my campaign slogan? Take out the g, what do you get? Sloan. Aw fuck. Well, I stopped shaving 2 days ago. If the angels leave that alone, people who haven’t seen me in a good while will know it’s me without doing double takes. Aw fuck. Do I not want to run for mayor of Key West. Might as well appoint me warden. Of a criminally insane asylum. Aw fuck. I thought I was running for president of USA next year. That would have been fun. I must have done something awful to get demoted that far down into Hell’s basement, Key West. Aw fuck. Well, what do I know, maybe here is where the ET invasion will start, and the angels want someone in the mayor’s office here who knows about ETs and won’t freak out and will wave them on in; they’ll fit in just fine here with the other wackos. Aw fuck. Somebody tell me this ain’t happening. I bet my lady love Kari in the county jail the next island up from Key West will be thrilled to hear all about this when I visit her tomorrow afternoon. I bet she will be thrilled. Darn good thing there is bulletproof glass between the visitors and the inmates in the visitation chamber. Good thing for me.
Aw fuck. Maybe I can get Capt. Tony to come back from the dead and be my campaign manager … He didn’t have a problem with saying aw fuck, and he smuggled more drugs and guns, and smoked more cigarettes and drank more booze, and screwed more women and produced more children out of wedlock, and killed more jewfish than any other man in world history, and after several tries, he was elected mayor … With Tony as a campaign manager, I’d look like Jesus Christ himself …
Key West fish catch

Captain Tony

sloanbashinsky@outlook.com

20150804_101445moi, today, 4 August 2015, in front of Sippin’ Internet Cafe, Eaton Street, Key West,

before launching today’s Kamikaze,

which, in Japanese, means

Divine Wind

 

About Sloan

Darn, that would take a while. Try the autobiographical pages in the header. Ditto for header menu pages at www.goodmorningbirmingham.com. Hatched and raised there, eventually I ran away from home. Here's a short list: Born 1942; male; spoken for; accused of all sorts of imaginable and unimaginable things, perhaps some true. Live on Key West of Weird asteroid. Publish something most days at goodmorningkeywest.com, been at that since July 2007. That's heaps of catch-up reading, probably not recommended.
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