Good Morning Key West

This ad appeared in Key West the Newspaper, a weekly “blue” newspaper that principally concentrates on busting the chops of people who need their chops busting, unless they work for or are buddies of Key West the Newspaper. The ad is the imaginative handiwork of Sandy Downs, former sheriff candidate and chop-buster beyond beyond. Not close to my actual likeness, other than the face, which is close. Proof that, contrary to some local rumors, Sandy and I aren’t an item. Here’s her photo, just in case you still think I dreamed this up myself. She dreamt it up after I lamented that I might use a nude breach myself, if I was hung like a horse and still enjoyed the physique I had in law school. Called me out, she did. Busted my chops.Meanwhile, this wicked creation of Sandy’s became one side of a two-sided campaign billboard (T-shirt), the other side being the soul drawing found on the ”Campaign Billboard–Aphrodite version” page of this here website